Open space
The Carrs
Riverside common and unofficial decision-making zone.
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Official visitor orientation
Welcome to Whapperton.
A historic market town known for civic pride, reasonably direct rail links and an unusually well-documented sewer network.
TODAY IN TOWN
The Carrs are open. The circumstances at 9tyfi5 remain contained.
Newly opened archive material
Jedson Leather is now on record.
Artwork, two sample performances and a small but consequential amount of evidence have been lodged with the borough. The files also clarify several of Whapperton's more persistent figures.
Enter the Jedson Leather dossier →
Double A-side archive exhibitImmediately available records
Six people and institutions to know
Start here for the active Whapperton archive: band, police serial, cellist, entity, observer and mime collective.
Serial · Recorded
Thacker D.C.
A hard-hitting serial with an administrative number of loose ends.
Open record →Organisation · Recorded
Leather Jedson
Whapperton’s most discussed band, in either grammatical order.
Open record →Person · Recurring account
Mbotwe
Keeper of the low strings; often heard before being located.
Open record →Person · Unconfirmed
Ainsley
An entity of persistent concern, best kept in the margins.
Open record →Person · Recurring account
Sweetman
A camera is usually nearby; an explanation seldom is.
Open record →Organisation · Recurring account
The Marceau Mob
A silent collective with a pronounced presence at the fountain.
Open record →THE CARRS
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For first-time visitors
Featured locations
Six places that make Whapperton, for better or for administrative reasons.
Retail
Vegetables
An important retail concern, despite its name.
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Chez Salmon
Fine-ish dining, close to the bypass.
View record →Sport
WWAFC
The club with a strong home record, occasionally.
View record →Transport
Whapperton Central
The station that makes the town official.
View record →Infrastructure
Sewers
A remarkably accessible municipal network.
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Location directory
01The CarrsOpen space→02VegetablesRetail→03Not DollsRetail→04Chez SalmonHospitality→05Phil Collins Memorial ParkOpen space→06WWAFCSport→07Bryam CourtResidential→08Mark's HouseResidential→09Oli's HouseResidential→10Slinky JoshCharacter→11MarceauRetail→12Presbyterian ChurchCivic→139tyfi5Landmark→14StridesRetail→15Taxi RankTransport→16HatsRetail→17MasksRetail→18DollsRetail→19Dunc's GaffResidential→20Whapperton CentralTransport→21EDCCivic→22Town HallCivic→23SewersInfrastructure→
Archive register
People, places & loose ends
Records drawn from the municipal archive. Confidence is noted where the borough has been unable to establish a single version of events.
Serial
RecordedThacker D.C.
A hard-hitting serial with an administrative number of loose ends.
Open archive record →Organisation
RecordedLeather Jedson
Whapperton’s most discussed band, in either grammatical order.
Open archive record →Person
Recurring accountMbotwe
Keeper of the low strings; often heard before being located.
Open archive record →Person
UnconfirmedAinsley
An entity of persistent concern, best kept in the margins.
Open archive record →Person
Recurring accountSweetman
A camera is usually nearby; an explanation seldom is.
Open archive record →Organisation
Recurring accountThe Marceau Mob
A silent collective with a pronounced presence at the fountain.
Open archive record →Archive convention: “Recorded” means the source consistently establishes it; “Recurring account” means the motif returns across sources; “Unconfirmed” means the archive argues with itself.